Operation Slip n' Slide

Dads can be so much fun. With internal intelligence confirming that Mom would be away at a Women's after church luncheon, it was evident that kid duty rested firmly on Dad's shoulders. Offensive tactical measures were necessary to carry out this duty safely.

Operation Slip n' Slide was launched. This was not an easy mission. Supplies were low and difficult to obtain. And it became necessary to call upon oil reserves. KH Forces moved into two Walmarts and one Big K seeking to secure and purchase the last Slip n' Slide in the city. The target was located and obtained without incident or injury. However, some friendly fire and collateral damage was incurred following implementation.