Jack: Mom? Did God build this house?
Me: No hun. Man built this house.
Jack: Well, where are the six houses that God built?
Me: Huh? What do you mean six houses? I don't think God built any houses in the Bible sweetie.
Jack: Yes He did. The Bible says he built six houses and on the seventh day He rested.
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(after overhearing a little Rush Limbaugh during a car ride home)
Grace: Mom? What is global warming?
Me: (A small shpeel on global warming, and both sides of the argument.)
Jack: Woah. I wonder what global colding is like?
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TOO funny! Quick! Somebody get Al Gore working on it!
So funny!
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